cumberfortress:

lol but

tim’s friend who eats everything in the fridge is over

and he was about to eat my food again

and i just screamed “NO!!!!!”

and he left the house

im

so

hhhappy 

Hope

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Hope - WHHHHHYYYYYYYY?
now I have to YouTube this thanks >~

Hope - WHHHHHYYYYYYYY?
now I have to YouTube this thanks >~

(Source: partypeen)

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-everdeen:

Legend of Korra/Kung Fu Panda parallels

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octosmagiccastle:

Each generation has something that sets it apart.

The Greatest Generation went off to fight in World War II

Baby Boomers founded and expanded some of the most successful companies and businesses in the world.

This generation…

Is still kind of working on something.

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ninasoco4252:

off to Hogwarts then…..

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mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

(Source: hulkling)

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anorie:

SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW.

look out baddies ezio is coming for you !

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  • British boy: You look beautiful today love.
  • American boy: Yo ass is kickin

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anytimewilldomylove:

Honeybee//Steam Powered Giraffe

let the infection of steam run through your streem :D


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GOING TO COSPLAY KORRA WITH A BLUE SET OF SHUTTER SHADES
DEAL WITH IT >BD

GOING TO COSPLAY KORRA WITH A BLUE SET OF SHUTTER SHADES

DEAL WITH IT >BD

(Source: coffeependulum)

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The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

what? Never heard of such things, is there anything you would like to know anon?